Date: 07 December 2021, 08:30 GMT +1:00
Subject: don’t panic, ellen ripley!
stop being so silly, grrrl! i know kids weren’t EVER on your plans, but it is not lk any of us reeeally believed u were NEVER having a child. c’mon. our parents did it; if i am the most mature of our friends is just ’cause i admit that if they did it, we are eventually going to do it too. plus u kinda discovered this pregnancy of yours a little too late taking alternative roads, didn’t u? as far as i know, the sacred spleen hospital only allows the procedure within 2 weeks of your last period. since when do you have this bug? al simhara? that’s ages ago: almost 3 months!